Comment Policy

On this blog, comments …

  1. Should be interesting, thoughtful, and on-topic.

    Please don’t post anything hateful, boring, unrelated, or uninteresting.

  2. Should not be spam.

    Seems simple, right?  Note: you do get to post your site URL when adding a comment.  It just better be a thoughtful, interesting, or on-topic comment.  See #1.

  3. Can contain relevant links.

    You wanna point me somewhere else?  Go for it.  Just make sure you don’t violate #2.

If you piss me offviolate this policy, I will, on each offense…

  1. Remove your comment.

    Permanently.  Irreversibly.  In a very final way.

  2. Block your IP address.

    That means you will never be allowed to post a comment again.  Never ever.  Unless I forgive youyou pay me lots of money.

  3. Contact your ISP.

    Then, not only I will be mad at you, but your ISP will.  And your neighbors too. 

  4. Contact Your Parents / God / The Final Authority.

    Ooooh…

Don’t screw with meFollow the rules, please.